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Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August.Pomni is in her Jax era - after all. who wouldn't want to be inside Jax?This plush comes with a tiny plush gun attachable with magnets and storable in a tiny...

Wear this hat and you become an official employee of JC Jenson! The employment package includes unexpected death. eldritch nightmares. and a free name badge!

J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush homeDesigned by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July.With the JC Jenson Mug. you can feel like the KPIs and quarterly budgets are entering your body with every caffeinated sip.Comes with one double sided coaster featuring two different designs!Designed...

Bless the well-made quality assured durability of JC Jenson! This pen even comes with free onboarding pamphlet to indoctrinate prepare you for a life of corporate servitude. How generous!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.DetailsInk Color: Black

Hit your fluid quotas and hydration KPIs. because the official JC Jenson Water Bottle is here to fulfil all of your water-based intake requirements.Designed by: Latticha L

It's the jumbo-sized Jax plush! Well. he's still smaller than the real Jax. but he's like. larger than most other Jax Plushes. But then again. Jax himself isn't real. or at least that's what our therapist keeps telling us.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Pin Kaboodle on your back and pretend like he's talking to you! Only pretend though. if he actually does start talking. call a doctor.Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

A Kaboodle plush of your very own to take on adventures. His arms bend so you can in theory wear him like a backpack. but only if your shoulders are very small or if you are very flexible. But hey. Kaboodle thinks you can...

Even if his jokes aren't very good. you'll appreciate spending time with your Kaufy AniMatez. Your home is his home now...so long as you avoid telling him silly things like how to leave and where the exit is.Designed by Rosie de Bruin @PuffcakeRosie

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 26 will begin shipping in late-August. He's a clown with bad jokes and you're a person buying a clown plush. Neither of you are having your best moment. but we think you should cherish it.Designed...

Ahhh Ken the Butcher..oh no you have a mysterious red substance all over you!! But don't worry. at least you still have that pretty smile...some say it glows in the dark.Designed by Courtney Brenek and Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs and modelled by Gijs Van Kooten...

A Ken pin that you can wear and feel like you have a proud. protective. glowing father figure watching over you. Collect all four glow in the dark pins to complete your Smiling Dead set!Designed by Courtney Brenek and Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Finally.... a father figure you can physically throw across the room. Unlike our father figures. he also comes with an actual exposed brain and detachable knife!Designed by: Matt Gaglione (@mansizedmeatballs) and Dylan Langmaid (@dylanwilldo)

You can now own your very own disappointing father figure in plush form!Khan Plush features a removable mustache and magnetic door remote (door not included).MaterialPP Cotton & Plush Fabric.Size10.5 x 8 x 6 inches (Height. Width. Depth)ShippingThis is on pre-order and is expected to...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 8 are expected to ship in early-August. Orders made after June 27 are expected to ship in late-August.A two keychain plushie set of a happy couple with magnetised hands so that they can never...

Here's the Kinger Acrylic Keychain! He's experiencing the eternal void of chasing memories that are slipping further away every second. And also a butterfly.Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Kinger is holding onto his head for a very important reason....and that reason is that we forgor.Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Guillaume Coquel Danchin @thumperdanchin.

Protect this lil' baby plush. take him everywhere with you and don't let him out of your sight or he will cry.Design by Mosspuppie.