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Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-September.Your favourite twintailed drone is here in statue form! If you put it on a high shelf. you can pretend J is constantly looking down and judging you. just like in...

We're just going to leave the Jax Animatez here. Whatever you do with him after purchasing is none of our business...Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Ana Mendes @zaphk.

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-September. Orders made after June 5 will begin shipping in mid-November. We put Jax on top of a monument of all of his traumas. regrets. anxieties. and pain. It would look REALLY...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after July 3rd will begin shipping in early-August. Are you tired of not being able to mockingly sneer at the people you leave behind you? Well fear no longer. as you let the Jax Bag do...

Okay we're going to admit. we don't know why we made these. And there's two of them in there so...I dunno I guess you show twice as many people the kind of person you are.Designed by: Courtney BrenekPackage design by: Star Liu

Wear this hat and you become an official employee of JC Jenson! The employment package includes unexpected death. eldritch nightmares. and a free name badge!

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July.With the JC Jenson Mug. you can feel like the KPIs and quarterly budgets are entering your body with every caffeinated sip.Comes with one double sided coaster featuring two different designs!Designed...

Hit your fluid quotas and hydration KPIs. because the official JC Jenson Water Bottle is here to fulfil all of your water-based intake requirements.Designed by: Latticha L

Even if his jokes aren't very good. you'll appreciate spending time with your Kaufy AniMatez. Your home is his home now...so long as you avoid telling him silly things like how to leave and where the exit is.Designed by Rosie de Bruin @PuffcakeRosie

Ahhh Ken the Butcher..oh no you have a mysterious red substance all over you!! But don't worry. at least you still have that pretty smile...some say it glows in the dark.Designed by Courtney Brenek and Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs and modelled by Gijs Van Kooten...

Kinger is holding onto his head for a very important reason....and that reason is that we forgor.Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Guillaume Coquel Danchin @thumperdanchin.

Doll's not gone. she's right here with us. She's actually always with us. Following. Always following us. Forever.Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Guillaume Coquel Danchin @thumperdanchin.

Okay look... we know what you're expecting. you're expecting us to make a joke about her being dead? Come on give us some credit. we are professionals and we put real thought and care into these descriptions. Doll is a complex compelling character. and...

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in early-September.Flappers the super dolphin is here as an Animatez to grace your life with fun and friendship. If you're having a bad day. look over at his smiling face and feel...

Frankie welcomes you with not a smile. but a smirk. for she knows that while she is here. none shall harm her princess.Part of the Royal Guardians acrylic stand set. Get Andi and Guinevere to complete the set!Designed by Mosspuppie. with packaging by Ben...

An exact replica of Frankie's hat so you can look just like her - you'll just have to file down your canines on your own.

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in early September."No I didn't lose track of which figures I put into which boxes. They're. uh. a FUN surprise when you open them! Who doesn't like surprises? I know I LOVE...

This is how I feel when I drop and break your mom's phone and can't play cool games anymore. Designed by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls and modelled by Gijs Van Kooten @revvels.

Wear this scarf and it can feel like Gangle is hugging you! Or strangling you! Whichever one makes you happier.Design by Latticha L.

A beanie that pairs well with cold nights and murderous intent.Designed by: Latticha L