Plushes

It's the jumbo-sized Jax plush! Well. he's still smaller than the real Jax. but he's like. larger than most other Jax Plushes. But then again. Jax himself isn't real. or at least that's what our therapist keeps telling us.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

A Kaboodle plush of your very own to take on adventures. His arms bend so you can in theory wear him like a backpack. but only if your shoulders are very small or if you are very flexible. But hey. Kaboodle thinks you can...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 26 will begin shipping in late-August. He's a clown with bad jokes and you're a person buying a clown plush. Neither of you are having your best moment. but we think you should cherish it.Designed...

Finally.... a father figure you can physically throw across the room. Unlike our father figures. he also comes with an actual exposed brain and detachable knife!Designed by: Matt Gaglione (@mansizedmeatballs) and Dylan Langmaid (@dylanwilldo)

You can now own your very own disappointing father figure in plush form!Khan Plush features a removable mustache and magnetic door remote (door not included).MaterialPP Cotton & Plush Fabric.Size10.5 x 8 x 6 inches (Height. Width. Depth)ShippingThis is on pre-order and is expected to...

Yes. we saw all your tweets about her. We hope you're happy. because she's certainly not - just look how angy she is.The Doll Plush comes with a removable eyepatch.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Courtney Brenek

Ah. the ever reliable Frankie Plush. She will guard you while you sleep. and also talk to her hallucinations while you sleep. Which one of us can say they are truly real. anyway?Designed by @Dylandwildo and Courtney Brenek.

Note: This bundle contains products that are on pre-order. The Kit and Gobbles plushes are expected to ship in late-June. For orders made after May 22. the Kit Plush will ship in late-July.Includes the Kit. Kaboodle and Gobbles plushes! Grab this bundle to buy...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 29 will begin shipping in early-September.Gangle comes with different faces that you can swap with velcro!! Use her to express your feelings through a plush toy like a healthy individual!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

The Gobbles Plush that you can have and treat as your very own tablet baby. He doesn't come with a tablet though so you'll have to entertain him some other way. Designed by: Latticha L and @Dylanwilldo

It's the same Guinevere Plush from the show! Now you can pretend you're on Park Planet as well - hopefully it's the fun part and not the murderous robot part (unless you're into that).Designed by Dylanwildo. based on the design by Sean Coe

Angel eyes glow. Angel head falls off. Angel hands hold together. Angel is the cutest thing you've ever seen just like a real angel!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in early-September.We've never seen her look so happy! She must really love floating in the water alone with her thoughts. drifting away into the depths of her stable mind...Beach Pomni Plush comes...

Did you watch the Gaslight District and wonder what it would be like to be eaten by Breadhead? If yes. you should seek help - by buying this big plush with movable mouth!Design by Mosspuppie and Courtney Brenek.

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in early-September.Bigger than the average Pomni plush so you can hold her and support and comfort each other. She will always be there for you! But mentally she's long gone into a...

The Boombox Plush made extra big! Why? Because he's more huggable. that's why! Comes with a detachable head and flip up. lenticular screen so you can feel you're really playing with your little robot buddy.Designed by Dylanwildo and Latticha L. 

Note: This is on pre-order. Orders made after June 19th will begin shipping in late-July; Orders made after June 29th will begin shipping in late-August.Are your plushes sad and bored? Bring home our Caine plush and he'll entertain them when you're not around by...

INSERT CUTE PLUSH DESCRIPTIONDESCRIPTION SUCCESSFULI AM NOW HEADING TO YOUR HOUSEDesign by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

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